Bean Sleeve

When the vagina is so saggy it sticks to your penis while having intercourse i.e. a pink sock where the sock is the vagina.

That old lady's bean sleeve was the tighest iIfound at the retirement home.

by Mr. Rocket Man May 22, 2018

Mountain Bean

Scots rhyming slang for The Queen, particularly Queen Elizabeth II.

"Did you watch the Mountain Bean?"

by Gregory IX March 4, 2025

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

angel bean

a girl that’s kindhearted, beautiful, loving and insanely smart. She will be honest with you and she is very loyal. Angel is popular and has a lot of friends.

That girl is such an angel bean. I’m so lucky to be her friend.

by cheruberry October 27, 2020

smol bean

someone who dresses uniquely, as their personality, and listens to music you can’t relate to anyone alive

why do smol beans finish words with -ness?

uve got yourself a smol bean sense of cringe

by pancherfaust March 16, 2018

Bean

A person who acts cutes or is cute in any shape or form

Omg look at this little bean! She is too cute when she blushes!!

by TheLiar'sHeart July 13, 2022

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020