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bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.
Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
by RFCD August 1, 2025
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shiny bums

What Australian blue collar workers call their Managers and/or other Employees that spend their day sitting down for so many hours in the office their bums get shiny
Look out, the shiny bums are coming OR
The shiny bums are having yet another meeting while we are getting our hands dirty
by Charlie Douglas July 31, 2022
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Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)
aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum
by Shandra Mason November 13, 2007
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Cheeky bum sex

A word to describe somebody whose had cheeky bum sex.
Person: woah is that Ethan?
Person2: yeah he had cheeky bum sex

Person3: here comes cheeky bum sex!
by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019
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Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.
1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018
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coconut bum

oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”
by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 26, 2019
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Bum Rot

Bum Rot is any form of disease, illness or ailment which originates or directly affects the Anal region at any point of the ailment.

The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
Anonymous: “You try shtanding on a production line for 12 hoursh, with fuckin’ shit falling out of yer arse every 30 minutesh”

Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
by Dave The Anal Invader April 29, 2019
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