Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.

'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005

Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway

Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Bum bun

Turd. Excrement.

Did you see that dog drop a bum bun on my lawn?

by Hoddess5024 August 31, 2022

BUM

A person that is named Tuan but people mistake his name as huy

Your a BUM

by 8==*====D June 14, 2018

Bum Status

When someone reaches a level of incompetence that puts them in their own stratosphere of stupidity.

Man the fact that you failed the test really shows that you have reached bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

Bum tum

A "bum tum" is referring to a stomach ache.

"Bum" as in "bummed out" or " bummy"
"Tum" as in "tummy" or otherwise known as "stomach"

"Hey Josh, I can’t make it to your bar mitzvah 2nite"
"Aw common Elliot why not?"
"I’ve got a bum Tum"

by Funky smells August 13, 2023

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023