the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Bean Head

When someone is a straight up fool

Sophie is a bean head for not unblocking me on Snapchat

by nick82 February 2, 2021

Bean Stew

When you flick the bean in a hot wet shower.

I had some bean stew for dessert!

by xSAMxCHIx June 5, 2018

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025

Heavy beans

When something is really not ok

That drink is heavy beans

by Daviesollie May 14, 2022