Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
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by Douche Nuke May 6, 2023
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by Arianna D. September 7, 2021
Get the Dowdell middle schoolmug. The middle day of the week (Wednesday), where the boys are buzzin, and the ladies are luvin. The beers are flowin, and the joints are blowin. It's a celebration of the middle of the week that helps people get to Friday.
by RyDaddy69 February 18, 2022
Get the Middle Fridaymug. Oak valley middle school is full of hoes that think it’s cool to be depressed and all the boys are obsessed with Tec decks. All the girls think it’s funny to be quote on quote “sus”. The boys bathroom is always being used as a hotbox, and has been taken away 2 times in the past 2 years! WELCOME TO OAK VALLEY MIDDE SCHOOL
by Fortnite imposter October 20, 2021
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by classof2028 February 5, 2024
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