Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

Bean Screen

The female equivalent of cock block. Coined by @YaBoyRoshi on YouTube.

1.Taiga noticed a girl making moves on her mans so she ran over and set up the Bean Screen.

2. Sally finally worked up the courage to talk to her crush but she got Bean Screened by the popular chick.

by Josh Mr.Fire April 11, 2022

Lmao beans

A bomb ass sentret

"oh hi Lmao beans how are you doing"

by spaghetti.com February 7, 2019

vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

Bean

Somebody with a bean shaped heaf

Roxy smith is a bean

by Touch guy 60420 June 25, 2022

Bean

A loli on unison leauge that is quirky, lovable, and just cute!

Look at that little bean

by bean.bb November 13, 2018

Bean ratio

When you're trying to readjust a beanbag chair and you get it perfect.

"Yo Ryan stop messing up my bean ratio."

by Isakisafag February 19, 2015