go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 29, 2018

Of course on a horse

Used to express disbelief.

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf

by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222

fucking weebs

have you heard of the bootleg game the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222? The story is based on fucking weebs trying to get girlfriends fucking funny

by horseboy222 May 16, 2019

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

Pat the horse

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

by Linda Kn October 11, 2019