by marcus sussy perry March 24, 2022
Get the fortnitemug. The most overrated video game in history and one of the biggest reasons why 2018 was a bad year. It's a battle royale game where you start off on a blue bus with a hot air balloon on top of it, you jump off, then you shoot other players and try to get top 1 out of 100 on the leader board but since that's the case there's a 1% chance of winning and a 99% chance of loosing and it repeats it's basically the same thing over and over again. It also has a lot of microtransactions in it which a lot of dumbasses buy for stupid skins and waste their money (basically throwing it in the trash). Also a bunch of 9 year olds play this stupid game and when they loose (which again a 99% chance of that happening) they rage and break their controller or keyboard. Even to this day people still play this stupid game.
person 1: Do you play fortnite?
person 2: No its a shit game full of microtransactions and a lot of toxic people are on it
person 1: Oh
person 2: No its a shit game full of microtransactions and a lot of toxic people are on it
person 1: Oh
by Funny Definition Writer June 22, 2022
Get the FORTNITEmug. by mcgodly November 17, 2021
Get the fortnitemug. 1. An online daycare center for sweaty 12 year olds to say they're fucking each others moms tonight
2. A place where all good dances are put into and more or less destroyed by the garbage community by 6 year olds dancing in public
2. A place where all good dances are put into and more or less destroyed by the garbage community by 6 year olds dancing in public
1. Do you wanna play fortnite?
No, I'd rather watch grass grow
2. Lets do fortnite dances!
No thanks, there are worse ways to torture yourself
No, I'd rather watch grass grow
2. Lets do fortnite dances!
No thanks, there are worse ways to torture yourself
by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. by OkYesVeryNice May 18, 2018
Get the Fortnite Godmug. A game that rids every man of testosterone and slowly turns their dicks to vaginas. Only transgenders play this
Man 1- bro what happened to my dick
Man 2- bro I told you to stop playing Fortnite it takes you testosterone away
Man 2- bro I told you to stop playing Fortnite it takes you testosterone away
by Alligator 420 December 29, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. 