fortnite taco

when a guy take a piss in your cooter
omg samantha. Justin literally has the best fortnite taco
by Qualjus Magalgus December 12, 2020
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safety taco

A taco that is kept in the car for safety purposes (noun)
Did you know that the third rule of driving is keeping a safety taco in the vehicle at all times?
by santaclause2000 November 03, 2021
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Taco squat

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.
by Feldokkon January 10, 2019
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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
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taco lent

When you, as a heterosexual male, voluntarily abstain from sex.
Like,

"Dude, I'm on my sixth day of taco lent. I'm jerking off like crazy."
by Fresh Sminty March 09, 2014
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Taco bitch

A woman of Mexican descent who thinks she knows everything and feels everyone should act as she would.
by Trcuuvtyyy June 21, 2022
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Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.
I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.
by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017
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