Bean

A name given to someone who is a sweet, precious boy

Brendan is a good bean

by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017

Lmao beans

A bomb ass sentret

"oh hi Lmao beans how are you doing"

by spaghetti.com February 7, 2019

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

smol bean

someone’s who short and annoying

karma is a smol bean🥺owo and is annoying

by _archangell__ March 8, 2021

DJ Bean

flicking the bean dj style

Girl 1: I had the craziest orgasm yesterday! Call me DJ Bean
Girl 2: What the fuck

by ava brooke December 8, 2020