King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

by sk8a September 29, 2008

King Louis XVI

To continue fucking someone over when they keep asking for respect

I hate him because he just pulled a King Louis XVI

by Gggggttgttgf April 6, 2017

gang bang king

the burger king version of the mcgang bang. putting a spicy chicken crisp sandwich between a buck doubles folds. bet you can't eat two of them.

yo, that bamma can eat a mcgang bang, but his ass can't devour a GANG BANG KING. What a bitch.

by commanderfudanbru March 19, 2011

sofa king gay

prounounced so fucking gay
say this about/to
1. school
2. homework
3. teachers
4.(popo)
5. or people you don't like

Teacher: Class,why don't you guy's like me
Class all together: Because your SOFA KING GAY

by That Boy April 16, 2006

king ding-a-ling

see supa suga

Supa suga is the king ding-a-ling nigga.

by gonzo June 30, 2004

king v-gina

a woman that is a slut and fat. she will do any thing to give a man a blowjobe

dude she is such a king v-Gina

by sneakybrazilian March 15, 2010

Farva the pirate king

A man so manly that no man may ever match his manliness. A Farva the pirate king can transform raw meat into a delicious meal within minutes. Though he looks fearsome, you'll find that Farva the pirate king is truly a wonderful person. A wonderful person who doesn't know when shits hot. Hey Farva, SHIT'S HOT.

That guy is such a Farva the pirate king, everyone just looves the hell out of him.

That meal almost was as good as what Farva the pirate king makes...but it will never be the same.

by ShitsHotGirl November 3, 2010