crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 26, 2009

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Cracked

To be at the peak of your performance or just feel very skilled at doing something

"Bro I'm cracked rn "
"Dude you're cracked today"

by Canerboss June 26, 2019

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cracking 4s

Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .

Every nigga that love cracking 4s ass dirty

Ex: Atg jaydee big teeth ass .

by Cf3k2 November 22, 2023

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Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.

i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!

by mr chichi May 5, 2010

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Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

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