dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

drop dead

a rude way of telling someone that you are annoyed with them and want them to go away or be quiet

Oh, just drop dead!

by tenorialex February 15, 2017

dead detective

That means a war between the Detective Bureau and the killer(s) of that detective.

we found the dead detective and we know where the killer is, so we track him and breach him

by gang officer January 25, 2020

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

dead gemmies

Inflatable holiday yard decorations (most of which are manufactured by a company called 'Gemmy') without the blower motor on; the inflatables deflate and appear as flat, lifeless blobs on the lawn.

"Dude, their yard won first place in the neighborhood decoration contest, but when they turn the power off at night, it's just a graveyard of dead Gemmies."

by C Baker January 7, 2008