by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 12, 2019
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
by Yaesh September 04, 2022
A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 05, 2025
Bum Rot is any form of disease, illness or ailment which originates or directly affects the Anal region at any point of the ailment.
The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
Anonymous: “You try shtanding on a production line for 12 hoursh, with fuckin’ shit falling out of yer arse every 30 minutesh”
Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
by Dave The Anal Invader April 29, 2019