grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

Bird

Commonly refers to an organisnm capable of flight using appendages called “wings” to generate lift. They act as a glider taking advantage of thermals to increase thier lift and minimise drag.

They are also usually very light, small and aerodynamic.

Some birds however don’t have the advantage of flight. Some birds, for example the emu, are too big and heavy to fly.

Also birds are NOT mammals, they are AVIANS.

My friend Alex has a pet bird called, “frank”.

The emu won a war against the australians in, “the great emu war”.

by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

sus bird

a bird who is, particularily suspicious. what a suspicious looking character

marcus 1:did you see sus bird?
marcus 2:who the fuck is that

by scopophobicc September 4, 2021

Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.

Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

by peepeeshit May 13, 2021

Bird

Some one who you know is a little bitch but likes to chirp back a lot at you. (Smack/shit talker)

Stop being such a little bird eddy, you annoying as fuck

by Sofinelets69 May 13, 2021

Dirty bird

Reaching around your ass and grabbing your balls while letting your dick (preferably hard), rest on your fist. To simulate the middle finger giving some one the bird.

"Dude I gave my boss the 'dirty bird', after he fired me for sleeping in one of his boring meetings."

by Same Welton May 14, 2021

bird rage

The feeling of rage you get when you’re a birdwatcher and you see/hear a bird and you can’t figure out what the HELL it is.

I used to like hearing bird songs. Now, they fill me with pure bird rage.

by HopHoppipHarvest May 20, 2021