Bro science

The science how how things work in relation to the human body as defined by bro’s. No college degree required.

Sally g broke down the bro science on how to lose 90 pounds in 3 months.

by Sally G ISSA fit April 12, 2020

triple science

A truly glorious subject only taken by the kids in the cool kid club, everyone else must bow down to them. It is every kids dream to become a triple science student as if you were one then you are at the top of the popularity hierarchy.

Jason: "wow, you see that triple science kid"
chad: "yeah, he's so cool if only I could be like him"
*both chad and Jason have an enormous orgasm*

by thegangster April 22, 2020

Freehand Science

• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.

Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

sis science

Feminine based pseudo science. Common beliefs with no real basis in science but are practiced and passed down like sacred old wives tales and "chick wisdom"

Also see bro science

My mom always told me that emu oil makes your hair grow. I have no idea if that true or just some old sis science.

by portiapotter September 7, 2020

Tonality Science

The scientific study of the tones individuals use to express a word.

Carlos was listening to Grand Funk Railroad play "The Loco-Motion" and was amazed by the singer's adroit use of tonality to each time he expressed a word or a few of them in succession convey a message or messages which were quite a little different, complimented, or reinforced the words he sang. He realized tonality was but has not been raised to the level of a science, and coined the term Tonality Science to go in that direction.

by but for October 25, 2017

Science Stuffs

You were probably typing this in because you were bored while doing a science project.

Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*

by SomeRandomGeekOnline December 6, 2017

anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.

Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!

by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013