Mason

A sarcastic asshole.

You’re acting like a mason.

by USS PussyDestroyer69 January 28, 2020

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Mason

Anyone who is named Mason is defined as a mong, regardless of their actions. They are somewhat common and often the work at Lowes.

Hey Sam, you see that guy over there?
Yeah, it’s a Mason.

by Papa John’s October 4, 2020

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Mason is the dick who cheats on you with a hoe. He gives you roses to apologize to you but you throw them on the ground and cry. Your best friend never hesitates to call him the biggest dick (with the tiniest one) on the planet. Rarely are other Masons good, be careful if you fall in love with one.

“His name is Mason.”
“What?! Girl, run.”

by Queen of Raisins September 21, 2019

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Mason

Masons are typically considered as the tough guy. They can be very sweet and loving most of the time until you get on his nerves. Once that has happened he becomes very aggressive and will stand his ground. Masons are territorial and if they have a girlfriend there’s no chance another guy is getting close to them. He will treat you like a queen and always try to make you happy. If you ever have the chance with a Mason... don’t let him go

“Have you met Mason?”
“Yeah he seems pretty chill”
“He’s honestly the best”

by Collegekid20 October 12, 2018

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