A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 09, 2021
A short ass bitch, who loves to talk mad shit to random strangers. The balls on this bitch is phenomenal, you would think they short ass was a fucking politic with all the shit they be talkin. People named Kelsey tend to hang out with people born in January, October, and July ask me why that just how they be
by Arfarfawoooga November 24, 2021
A sweet, loving and gentle guy. He will never cheat and always be loyal. he is handsome inside and out, and is anything but a player. Once you have a Kelsey as a friend or a boyfriend, never let him go. His heart easily gets broken. Is overall smart, but spaces out in the few classes that bore him. his up for anything and is always down to hang. He is a super sweet and comforting man to be around, everyone loves a kelsey!
Person 1: I heard you were feeling pretty down yesterday
Person 2: Yea. Thankfully Kelsey was there. He made me feel so much better.
Person 2: Yea. Thankfully Kelsey was there. He made me feel so much better.
by A__sbadmawa November 19, 2018
by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022
A rude little snot who will cause trouble or disrespect people. When called out for her actions she accuses her victim of being a Karen. They are notorious for pulling out their cell phones to record and screaming "Dont touch me" in an attempt to make appear that they are being attacked.
by Koogle December 06, 2023
a really toxic girl. all she does is talk bad about almost everyone. yeah she seems really sweet and nice but once you get to know her she is the worst person you could ever friends with. if you have a friend named kelsey then you need to get better friends. kelsey is the worst friend ever. she's popular but not in the good way. if you know a kelsey, stay away at all costs. it's better if you aren't friends with her.
person 1: "i have a new friend named kelsey!"
person 2: "omg do not be friends with her you will regret it!"
person 2: "omg do not be friends with her you will regret it!"
by layy<3 January 17, 2022
Kelsey is someone you don’t wanna call your father. Kelsey is what you call a “sperm donor.” Kelsey is a bastard, piece of shit and a pathological liar and a MF that likes to gaslight people. Kelsey tends to break a lot of hearts and give people trust issues.
Ex. Kelsey- never paid child’s support
Ex. Kelsey- all talk no action
Ex. Kelsey- always makes you think your the bad person but in reality your not
Ex. Kelsey- all talk no action
Ex. Kelsey- always makes you think your the bad person but in reality your not
by Hdubbs May 23, 2022