A greasy rig is a pickup truck, that is usualy lifted more than 4", older than 2006, has plenty of rust and dents, usualy needs a ton of mechanical work, has a lot of led lights or just one big one across the roof and is not very safe to drive above 80kms on the road but off the road will do well above that
by Quader200 February 16, 2017

Guy 1"Hey man, how's your day going?"
Guy 2"It was shit but I got my greasy nugs now and there's two extra for free"
Guy 1 "Damn you live a sad depressing life"
Guy 2"It was shit but I got my greasy nugs now and there's two extra for free"
Guy 1 "Damn you live a sad depressing life"
by greenpiglet October 4, 2013

The after act, in which you have just finished Fisting an asshole into prolapse, then spitting salt directly into the anus.
by LordOfDecks July 22, 2017

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.
I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.
by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.
by Savu March 16, 2023

An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.
the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.
by Bubbles From Trailer park Boys February 9, 2015

by hugofatass January 19, 2010
