Denver Car Wash

The act of multiple men getting in a circle and jerking off, and all men cum on a woman lying on the floor during the process.

“Yo mike what did you do last night?” “Oh not much, we gave stacy a denver car wash”

by Miguel Myers February 6, 2026

Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.

Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.

by medium-chungus March 9, 2026

Denver Dignity Wiper

When your boyfriend or girlfriend locks you in a diaper for 3 days straight and proceeds to squish your full diaper when you get home from work

My boyfriend made me so embarrassed when he gave me a Denver Dignity Wiper.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026