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IB Students

Losers who sacrifice every aspect of their social life, only for IB to absolutely destroy them.

Also: People who think they are smarter than the standard student, only to realize that they all end up in the same place: McDonalds.

Virgins
“Look. IB students. Pathetic.”

“You can’t get into Harvard with a 23”
by Notgae March 6, 2020
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Chinese business student

An undergraduate student from Mainland China who is paying full fees at a Western university for a Bachelor of Commerce equivalent degree. This class of student is an increasingly attractive "cash cow" for universities facing budget cut-backs.

Chinese business students stream themselves into either quantitative subjects e.g. financial management or soft, qualitative offerings e.g. general management. Since they have been admitted more by their ability to pay inflated "full cost" fees than their academic abilities, their ability to speak and write technical English is often poor meaning that they struggle to pass, do not contribute, unreflectively and uncritically rote learn, plagiarize and cluster together in class and socially.

Many are only-child, spoilt "little emperors" who possess immature social skills that are more expected of very young teenagers than adults.
Anyone who is a member of a university business program as either a student or member of faculty will recognize the Chinese business student demographic.
by The Watcher On The Wall November 23, 2011
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stuver

nickname for a mole on your lip. only cool kids can use it though and they know when youre lying about being cool.
"-Hey, my moles named stuver.
-No its not, your not cool enough.
-oh."
by bill_cosby_goggle_fantasy April 30, 2005
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stuner

chung gal, absolutly beautiful, too much for one lifetime. drop dead gorgeous
beoncé the singer, wow what a stuner!
by hanzburgez December 4, 2007
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Day Student Girls

Prep school girls who get schlepped in every day instead of boarding. Hot, but... (see DSG and Pulling a Ratner). They are a living refutation of Descartes' argument for the existence of god.
"Safe sex, ummmm, if you can't remember it, it didn't happen?"
"You're one of the Day Student Girls, right?"
by Awk! January 26, 2006
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sluder fish

The skank of skanks, The whore of whores, the slut of sluts!
That chick banged half the wrestling team. What a frekin sluder fish!
by opotimus April 22, 2006
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student's block

When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.
Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
Friendface: Oh, do you have student's block?
You: Yes, it's awful.
by Elizabeth Newbury November 20, 2010
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