National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

Skipse Kai Glipse

Greek. Literally translates to "bend and lick". Basically equivalent to "blow me", "eat me", "suck it", etc.

Definitely not appropriate for romantic situations.

Skipse kai glipse, re malaka. (Blow me, jerkoff.)

by gamoto April 17, 2008

Go Skip Rocks

Go Skip Rocks- is code for going out and doing drugs. Any drug works but rocks originally means smoking weed, as in getting stoned; hence the rocks.

"Hey man, wanna go Skip Rocks?"
"Sure man, that sounds lit"

by AerotoZero October 24, 2016

Skip school day

December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!

“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”

by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019