Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022
Get the National Skip Sports’ Practice Daymug. A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023
Get the smut smitty skip skap skallywapmug. Skip school day is tomorrow and and
this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.
this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.
by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019
Get the National Skip School Day All Yearmug. A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.
This means you are dedicated to the game.
This term will get you even more mad pussy.
This means you are dedicated to the game.
This term will get you even more mad pussy.
Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019
Get the Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip classmug. The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"
"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"
"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024
Get the Skip-memug. Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
Get the skip the dipshitmug. by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021
Get the skip hop san francisco bopmug.