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full sender

An OG who full sends no matter what. Even right before going to work.
Pete: Big Mike just full sent a beer ferda

Aj: Oh he's a fucking full sender and a half
Pete: Certified beauty in my books
by FlaminAlpaca January 17, 2018
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Sanders

Requirements: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 KFC Boneless Bucket.

Description: The Act of a Female performing Oral Sex on the male - whilst he enjoys eating a "Kentucky Friend Chicken; Boneless Bucket"
Toby: "Guys, guess what?! Jamie just gave me a Sanders!"
Other people: "Omg, you have won the Internets."
by KEVII Anonymous November 27, 2011
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sander

noun 1. One who enjoys male company, especially in the shower

adj. 2. Possible gay tendencies; enjoys sleeping in the rain

verb 3. To try and jump into one's own shorts
1. I don't hang out with him anymore because he is a homosexual sander.

2. He is so sander; he told me that he once stayed up all night to listen to the patter of the rain on the window.

3. I almost ROOFLED myself to death when he sandered into his boxers.
by Da Sal July 2, 2005
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sander party

When two or more people get together and sit on a somewhat loose and thin bench made of wood. A sander is then placed in between the two people and turned on, sending vibrations though the bench. This send a tickling feeling to the people ass and or balls, causing a nice erotic feeling. This is considered"gay" by many people.
Hey! Were having a sander party in woodshop! Wanna come?
by Victor A April 28, 2005
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The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.
I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
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sander blaster

while having anal sex, roll a piece of sandpaper(with the sanding side in) and insert this in the girl/boy's anus which you continue to fuck until you cum or are bloody and raw
Tim continued to give Matt a sander blaster through the pain, what a pal.
by jorgen November 9, 2006
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Sanderpism Karma

The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.
"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"
by Sanderpist Schollar November 4, 2011
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