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Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
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Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.
Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"
by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022
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schlong thong

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.
by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021
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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot
by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.
"I love Johns Schlong!"
by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021
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The schlong of destiny

The drunken schlong masters enormous schlong.
The schlong of destiny shall strike fear into the ovaries of our enemies
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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