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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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Roof Plow

The act of fucking someone on the roof of a building. Prefereably a well known or high building as this increases the amount of respect your bro's will give you for it.
Last night I totally roof plowed emma ontop of walmart
by See Aye Ell Ey Bee November 16, 2016
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on the roof

to be obsessed with The Tannia, Elisa, Kiana, and Grecia (daddy) or to be crazy
You are on the roof!”
by your mommy gj July 20, 2023
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If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
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Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.
Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.
by Donde Esta March 14, 2021
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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
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