Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.

“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

by ninclemdo August 6, 2023

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A nickel too much to get a dime

When someone is in need of public assistance, but make a nickel too much to be eligible.

"The cost of living has gone up so much that we're struggling to get by. I'm getting less food for a much higher price than a year ago, and my public assistance applications were denied. We would honestly be in a better place if I quit work and become eligible for all of the public assistance programs because right now I make a nickel too much to get a dime!"

by •R-C-O_4786• February 21, 2023

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Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.

"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"

by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011

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Nickel nap

Taking a quick nap with a nickel in your hand. As soon as you drop the nickel on the floor you wake up and go on with your day

I’m so tired but i don’t got time to rest, a nickel nap might do the trick.

by The Spreller November 13, 2023

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Nickel Picadelli

When someone has a long, but very thin penis

Man 1: Hey, did you hear?
Man 2: Hear what?
Man 1: Apparently Buzzy Barthlow said he could fit his dick in a water bottle cap!
Man 2: Well he does have a Nickel Picadelli.

by CtrlAssCheeks March 20, 2016

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