michael

michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.

Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!

by mylunatuna July 30, 2012

michael

An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.

We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.

by TxTnks November 10, 2007

Michael

The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!

Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday

Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay

Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!

by manny1222333 December 13, 2010

Michael

The best name

Michael

by ATAS January 17, 2021

Michael

Michael is the most intelligent person ever. He will always be by your side when your days are rainy. When he there by your side those rainy days are gone because of him. He’s my bestest friend I ever had. He always find a way to make me smile and laugh. He’s extremely loyal. But including girls broke his heart many times but he learned from it. When he learned from it he warned me. Because he never wants the same thing happening to you. Michael is an Amazing person, very kind, helpful, etc. Everything about him is perfect he’ll never break your heart into pieces like the others. Keep him forever you need him and he needs you. You can see his eyes shining bright in the light but be careful when looking at his eyes he sees you!!! But KEEP HIM FOREVER 💕♾🤞

Michael is AMAZING 🥺😁 NO NEED FOR EXAMPLES

by Rehana I. October 18, 2020

Michael

A friend part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Michael found a new boyfriend.

by Doggy style XD May 4, 2023

Michael

Someone who is specifically 5’4, has a big dick, and never goes outside.

If you never see him outside, he’s a Michael.

by FalseSketch October 18, 2020