cone locked up

When an animal with a cone around its neck is straight cone locked up in that prison that makes them lose their dignity & equilibrium.

I can tell Tunez isn't herself since the surgery, that shit around her neck has her straight cone locked up!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

Pant locked

The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.

Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...

by balls104 May 17, 2018

lima locked

Settled for a fat bitch. Ain't ever leaving Lima, Ohio. Name is probably "Zack" and STILL works at Allen Nott.

She's pregnant?!? Damn bro you LIMA LOCKED.

by 719bbaby February 8, 2019

boys locker

A place of fucking chaos and destruction where shit always goes down.

Girls locker: omg I hate p.e
Boys locker: commando! Commando! I need air support!! *Explosion*

by Digbickscuekr June 5, 2019

Mirror Locked

When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.

"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."

by Zenoren April 17, 2020

Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

by drew a button December 12, 2020

toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly

Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"

by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020