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John

The most obnoxious boy ever. Often has brown hair, green eyes , and white.
You love him and you hate him at the same time. He drops hints that he likes you by staring all the time. He is smart but you probably don't know it. Physcopath. He is a total creepy weirdo. But you know you still like him. He will make you laugh all the time. He is a player. He might even be gay.....
* John stares at me all the time! *
*you like him*
*no i don't*
by Awesomeness 123 January 20, 2015
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Term for Marijuana. A good code word for talking about weed in public / around parents etc...
"Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"
by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013
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John is known for his funny and generous personality but is known for acting almost like a slave for the people he loves. He is known for hating his name and always being embarrassed about it! He is a hard worker and loves his children more than anything!
by Claudia name definition October 10, 2018
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john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019
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sweet, funny, cute smile, nice brown hair, very confusing, will lead you on, will talk you for a week and randomly stop talking to you out of no where. a liar.
Don't go out with him, he is such a John.
by sweeeeethearrrrt November 24, 2010
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Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to understand and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. Nevertheless, a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations personally.
Person 1: Why is that man selling mud?
Person 2: He’s a John.
Person 1: Ah, sad.
by xCrossroadsx November 27, 2010
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He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.
Girl: He has such a huge Dick, it makes sense though cause he's a John
by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016
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