John 

A little man with a small penis

OMG he has a john :(

John by cent anatomy May 30, 2013

John 

A douche bag who breaks hearts and temperamental. Always changes his mind. Messed up in the head. Always fighting with you when he knows he is wrong. When he finds out a girl likes him, even if he doesn't like her, he dumps his current girlfriend for her. Got laid when he was 12. He likes sluts named Kenzie. He is a heart breaker. Constantly lying to you. Does have a sweet side though, and a hott body. He will pick on his girlfriends best friend though.

Girl 1: He hurt me so bad!
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: John
Girl 2: Oh he was a douche anyways!

John by HKlove November 1, 2010

John 

john can be a good friend at times but also fuck you john

"john can be good sometime, but fuck you"

John by screw john September 7, 2019

John 

awesome mexican guy with a big dick (yes even bigger than Pedro) and also have this italian faggot kid named Raul on his dick

John is such an awesome and talented archer and got a big dick

Yeah Raul loves sucking John's dick

John by anonymouslelo May 17, 2014

John 

John's are typical arrogant people who like nothing more than to annoy everybody they meet, they change who they are just to be 'cool' and are well known for being totally rude to people for no reason. Pompous and upper-class, avoid at all costs.

He's so full of himself, must be a John

John by PenelopeBrian July 7, 2011

John 

A fat bruce lee looking frog that can do the truffle shuffle and can't see his dick when he looks down

oh shit look at the fat john

John by helloffahho November 3, 2010

John 

John the biggest cock sucking wanker ever. John also loves anal and copying of what everyone says because he is such a spastic that he cant talk like a normal person.

Look at that guy with a goaty and leather broncos jacket his name must be John (parrot).

John by john is a dick head August 13, 2017