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Jason

The kind of guy who takes you to the mountain to watch a sunset with a cooler of beer and/or maybe a bottle of Crown with a Crown and coke chaser.

The kind of guy who comes to rescue you when your boyfriend is beating you.

The kind of guy who shows you the meaning of unconditional love.

The kind of guy who will always be your best friend
Jason is the best friend I've ever had.
by GaGingerella December 24, 2018
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Jason

Retard, who still plays Fortnite. He is trying to hide it but he likes this one girl, who’s name starts with a t and ends with and i, but he just won’t admit it. He tells people about being racist and tries to show off to the girls, especially the

first person I said and a person starting with a s and ending with an I.
Jason: I don’t like s.i. Or t.i.

Also Jason: Hey s.i. how are u doing today
by Pp luvr January 18, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a very kind hearted person. Jason is a quite athletic individual. He has strength, speed, great coordination, great reaction times and aerobic endurance. He will likely use this in is future career. Jason is also extremely attractive to girls, as he has a huge penis he is extremely good at sex, however unlike most guys with a big penis he knows how to use it and instead of hurting the girl he makes them orgasm uncontrollably making them want more. Jason is also very ambitious and will excel at everything he puts his mind too. Jason is also very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. However one bad thing about Jason is his luck. Jason will likely face illegal problems in his life like being involved with drugs and gang violence meaning he will need a companion/partner of the opposite sex to guide him in the right way. His bad luck and guidance will likely start at the age of 12 and end at the age of 25. Despite this many people are jealous of Jason and will try put him down but he will sub come that. Jason will be remembered and be written down in history.
.Jason I love the way you eat my ass and make me orgasm and move my hips uncontrollably with your huge dick.
.Jason When can I suck your huge dick again.
.Jason I love when you cum in my ass
.Jason your so good at playing with my pussy
. I love when you eat my ass Jason
. I love when you spank my ass Jason
by Aveuvuevuevuevue November 18, 2018
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Jason

I hate Jason
by Purplenipsmagee July 30, 2017
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Jason

Very obsessive over his girlfriends once they leave him. Complete asshole. Lazy and hates working. Never cleans up after himself. Crazy in their head. Great in bed.
by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016
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Jason

Jason is an asshole that no one likes. Everyone hates him and he wants him to die
Damn we hate jason
by Pinkdrinkloverrrrr April 16, 2019
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Jason

Jason, commonly known as Jason is a white gayass American boy who snorts memes for a living. He can be found eating out of trash cans not because hes poor but because hes fucking Jason.
Person: Hey Jason
Jason: Heyy rawr xD
Person: *shoots self*
by SushiSeagull February 12, 2018
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