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internet gay

someone who has a gay orientation only on the internet and acts straight in the real world.
"Woah dude, Jim's been chatting with this guy named Fernando online all night"
"Yeah dude, we were wrong about him - he's definately internet gay."
by mungr69butt June 11, 2008
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internet ninja

An internet-savvy person who knows about numerous websites, blogs, etc. and how to get the most out of them. Anyone can use Google to find something after enough digging; but an internet ninja knows exactly what websites to go to for immediate answers or solutions. They are swift and lethal, in and out before you even know it...with whatever they want--just like a ninja.
Can I commission the use of your internet ninja skills to help me out with this dilemma?
by seandp_83 December 8, 2009
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The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*
by yoshi February 12, 2005
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Greenfield International School

Greenfield International School aka GIS pronounced 'jizz' by the students. Absolute pigsty. Crappy little school in the middle of Dubai. All the students are genuinely depressed, a good 50% are definitely sociopaths. The other 50% are either nicotine addicts that hide out in the bathroom, try-hards that tear up over getting a level 6, chamaks who think they're the shit cause they know how to use the word wallah, or all of the above. If you go to Greenfield, I'm sorry I know it's hard. I would say you can get through it if you stay strong, but even that probably won't help much. But we're all in it for the education, right!? (not that the education's any good either).
"Yeah I go to that shithole Greenfield International School"
"Oh my god you poor thing. Sit down, have some water"
by sk8rthot April 19, 2020
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The international michigun day

The international michigun day is the day where michigun, the triple spike master, and the legend died... It's a sad day for the geometry dash community, may he find peace in heaven... And always jump over the triple spikes ∆∆∆
Dasher: it's the international michigun day today 😔
Friend: why are you sad?
Dasher: because the geometry dash legend, michigun died today...
Friend: oh damn, that sucks :(
Dasher: it does... May he find peace in heaven...
by TheDash8282 March 30, 2021
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internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008
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Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.
Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.
by Adredi April 18, 2009
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