Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

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the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

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your mom

thomas:how do you like my new coat? i think it fits me soo good!
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.

by kimia delonge. December 23, 2004

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Just to add to my previous your mom definition, I will be adding yet another comeback.

Person 1: "Your MOM went to college!"

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well your OVERLY USED INSULT went to college!"

by Dj Masta Cheez August 02, 2005

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guy 1: Your mom!
guy 2: She's your mom,too!!!!!!!!!

by kuree December 14, 2005

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The overused comeback or answer for pretty much anything. Even if its overused, sometimes, when used correctly, it can still be funny.

Dude #1: Look at the cute kittycat!
Dude #2: Your Moms a cute kittycat.

by Concita May 03, 2006

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