John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"
Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."
Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."
by sfdave October 5, 2009
Get the hood napmug. Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!
by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020
Get the Hog Hoodmug. by Traverse May 16, 2006
Get the my hoodmug. Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.
by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 20, 2019
Get the hood ironymug. To mercilessly slam or take down an opponent in a wrestling match. this technique is most commonly used by negroes as a variation to several moves. For example; taking a mean shot and ending up slamming your foe into the mat with unrivaled fury, which can result in injury sometimes.
ex 1: Coach: why did you have to slam him so hard son?
wrestler: he kept trying to get away and i needed the points so i hoodflopped him
ex 2: jamal broke that kids arm because he likes to hood flop, and the other guty paid the price
wrestler: he kept trying to get away and i needed the points so i hoodflopped him
ex 2: jamal broke that kids arm because he likes to hood flop, and the other guty paid the price
by newsome280 January 21, 2010
Get the Hood Flopmug. A condition caused by smoking too much crack and walking around the hood for a week, sleeping on floors/decks/wherever you crash and never taking off your shoes. Then at the end of the week taking off your shoes to find each foot has become one giant blister.
by courtylol January 21, 2008
Get the Hood footmug. An Uneducated person who acts like a primal being of the inferior creatures from the 3rd world. Usually descending from the negroid people of Africa.
“Hey you see you that kid over there who listens to NBA Youngboy and talks like he is dyslexic” - jack
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
by Warcock October 12, 2022
Get the Hood Apemug.