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Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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Sticky ipad kid

A child that is stuck to an iPad.
The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.
by ChristinasFriend March 9, 2024
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M4 iPad Pro

Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?

The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.

Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.
The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.
by 4uffin May 14, 2024
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.
Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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e-i-e-ipadry

The act of using Old McDonald's iPad.
Old McDonald had an iPad, E-I-E-iPadry.
by Goose Willis February 27, 2021
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AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*
by bee_offical April 2, 2022
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