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drink my husbands wine

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.
by cahlchips June 1, 2022
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Best husband

The name Hamza is the best husband you can get, because he is sexy, beautiful and can make food and he is fun being with. And he is good in the bed.
by Josefine1122 November 3, 2019
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husband hangover

Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.
it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day
by acapellawoman February 23, 2024
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Husband

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.
Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.
by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024
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Husband

by 459395 March 28, 2023
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tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.
"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"
by Jonny Le February 9, 2023
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