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hood nap

The act of passing out on the hood of a car; typically due to excessive alcohol consumption.
John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"

Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."
by sfdave October 5, 2009
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hood me

The phrase hood me is used when you wish for somebody to raise the hood on your outfit. The first known use of this phrase was during the recording of the Twi Shorts face reveal, where people requested to have their hood raised up on their squid game soldier outfits. They required aid because the Squid Game masks made it hard for them to raise their hoods themselves.
My costume is on. Hood me!
by Twi Shorts December 27, 2021
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my hood

The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.
"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John

"Lets go to my hood and chill"
by Traverse May 16, 2006
mugGet the my hoodmug.

hood irony

Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.
by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 20, 2019
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Hood Bush

The way a man's afro or pubic hair is scraggly, like the bushes in the hood.
That mans got a hood bush.
by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 13, 2019
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Hood rip

I always start off the day with a hood rip, it fills that empty void in me.
by Friendly rice November 21, 2011
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Hood Shisha

Gravity bong, the most popular way of smoking marijuana in Eastern Europe
- What's up with you dawg?
-Just hit that hood shisha bro
by truelovexx66 June 3, 2017
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