healthy grandpa

When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills

Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!

by Avon-6 September 17, 2021

Grandpa joe

Everyones favorite grandpa

Hi grandpa Joe how are you

by az assassin July 24, 2021

grandpa

Parent's father.

Grandpa.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

great-grandpa

Grandparent's father.

great-grandpa.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

great-great-grandpa

Great-grandparent's father.

great-great-grandpa.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

great-great-great-grandpa

Great-great-grandparent's father.

great-great-great-grandpa.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025