Graham

A Graham, a kill the mood at any party Pokémon. This Pokémon is bold virgin who’s social awkwardness gives of ted buddy vibes.

Legend states a Graham could kill any mood at any gathering. You can always tell a Graham as it only ever drinks disaronno as it tastes like Dr Pepper and always leaves the party early.

The Graham Pokémon

by Gary the Pokémon slayer July 9, 2022

Graham Joyner

the man does not exist

"Hey have you seen Graham Joyner around?"
"No because he doesn't exist"

by 0ptx October 28, 2021

Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

harrison dement-graham

Harrison D-G is the best person on earth. he's super cool and fun and can be sassy but also really, really funny. he will joke around with you a lot and hopefully make you laugh a lot.

Guy 1: that Harrison is a really cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh you mean Harrison Dement-Graham? Yeah he's awesome

by dominoCKLove&Spirit July 20, 2018

William Graham

Usually the whitest guy in the room, he may be fat, amazingly funny, and straight asf.

what a William graham type headass

by FagAbuser March 21, 2022

Graham Rattalla

A slip of the tongue phonetically when spoken with pace, a "Gram Rattler", or officially a Graham Rattalla, is an unusually rattled and cooked cunt in a public or private place. Lost in the Gram haze aka LaLa Land, with vision flickering levels that would rival any Red Mitsibishi dealer in the early 2000s, is usually found confused, genuinely lost and rarely found old mate Graham Rattala, or Gram Rattler, is likely a life changing and character building shot at living up to your full psychosis life potential...

"I just had a Gram Rattler in the neck, 8 hour power wank and broke multiple ladies", or in lamens terms, "Hi how are ya? Graham Rattalla. Its a pleasure that I can be here on this lovely day..." It just depends on how quickly and how cooked it is spoken post red...

by Jim Lobster February 7, 2024

Graham

an autocorrected haha

example:
Jim: 'Dude, why doesn't the Sun go to college?'
Blair: 'I don't know, dude'
J: 'Because it has a million degrees, dude!'
B: 'Graham!'
B: 'Sh!t I meant haha, dude'
J: 'Graham!'

by Jim is dude August 28, 2019