Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them
Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!
Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga
Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga
by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

any credit card, academic honor society fraternity card, library card, video rental card, secret society membership card or the like.
This is an eexample of the word "powder card":
Antonio Juan Johnson took a small chipped off rock of Peru's famous and with the assistance of a mortar and petal he ground the pebble into a fairly course gritty substrate. He then proceeded the cut lines with his Phi Kappa Phi card.
Antonio Juan Johnson took a small chipped off rock of Peru's famous and with the assistance of a mortar and petal he ground the pebble into a fairly course gritty substrate. He then proceeded the cut lines with his Phi Kappa Phi card.
by Yehuda1967 January 17, 2010

Gold cards original definition is a charge card or credit card issued to people with a high credit rating and giving benefits not available with the standard card but in this case it is a person such as a significant other who is in fact "the one"
by unknown9401 February 15, 2019

to be able to talk openly about anything.
knowing you can trust that person and they would never use their knowledge against you. ok, they will, jokingly, harshly, but they would not risk losing you. Because they care.
knowing you can trust that person and they would never use their knowledge against you. ok, they will, jokingly, harshly, but they would not risk losing you. Because they care.
hands over wild card to friend
"Hey, love, you alright? tell me about your kids. hows your relationship with them?"
"Hey, love, you alright? tell me about your kids. hows your relationship with them?"
by Krkič August 6, 2019

it is said when one person in a conversation sets them self up for a massive joke and another person in the conversation spares their humiliation.
dude1: yo, im really in the mood for some hot dogs
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.
by ABS-OF-STEEL April 21, 2009

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.
Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"
by percyflower July 5, 2018

The pigs thought they had me in a corner but I flashed my PBA card and they walked away with their tail tucked between their legs.
by DJ Misunderstood Ninja March 27, 2023
