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Brandon

•Brandon means stateliness or leader.

•Nicknames: Bran, Branny, Branon, Don, Donny,

Looks wise he's flamboyant and has soulful eyes, and is shy. He routinely converts conversations into playful debates or comedy central. He is compassionate to a fault. Once you're in his good books, know he will always have your back. Brandon can be a bully at times...don't worry, it's his way of telling you he treasures you. He's incredibly smart too.
Brandon, I told you before, my cheeks hurt! Enough with the jokes.
by blu 🤍 July 22, 2022
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Brandon

Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden
Friend 1: These gas prices are outrageous!
Friend 2: Thank Brandon for that
by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022
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Brandon

An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.
If you ever meet a Brandon, never let go of him.
by Magical8ball January 17, 2023
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Brandon

A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.
Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.
by I am me! March 25, 2023
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Brandon

Bran; simply the best man on earth. He is responsible, reserved, and very well composed. He is very intellectual and often wonders into his own world. Once he opens up, Bran is quite humorous and a rascal. His fashion sense is great. He will always be there when you need him, and will always find a reason why you should laugh. He can withdraw sometimes and that's because he needs some space. Brandon, has a relaxed and unique way of viewing life and it's problems, making him the best guy to talk to when you go downhill.
Brandon; prince, chieftain, the brave one
Nicknames: Bran, Brando, Brandie, Don
by blu 🤍 August 7, 2022
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Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.
Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?
by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it
how tf this works
Brandon: idk either
by unci2007 January 3, 2021
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