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my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic
by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019
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Albert knights

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood
by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019
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A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019
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Albert

Albert is albert
Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.
by DisgustingRhino September 3, 2019
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Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019
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Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie
by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018
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Albert

Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad
Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.
by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018
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