Josh

A simp he will drop you and betray you for some choochie.
All thought he can be an awesome friend juts be careful

Hey did you see josh,

Oh no he's simping again

by Littleburnb February 24, 2020

Josh

To give someone (preferably someone vulnerable) a little bit of attention and flirt with them even though you are unavailable and will not commit to any sort of relationship

"He seemed like a really nice guy until he Joshed me"

by Carol659 June 13, 2017

Josh

Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad

Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni

by Yes lad ur a sick kid September 13, 2020

Josh

HUMONGOUS COCK

Dude did you hear about Josh's 18 inch schlong?

by ahahhh__ December 31, 2020

Josh

Just an asshole who vapes.

Have you met josh?
yeah, what an asshole

by Sierra143ilu November 15, 2017

Josh

When someone doesn’t understand when the joke is over

Stop being a Josh

by Creeperkiller73718 November 13, 2019

Josh

Josh is your typical I-get-the-solo-in-choir, fuck you kinda guy. He never tries, yet he still gets whatever he wants. Josh is the kind of person who will talk shit about everyone, but is still liked by everyone regardless. Josh will tell you that you suck regardless of whether or not you're a sensitive person or not. Josh has an amazing personality, and is not the kind of person that you wanna fuck with. Josh will destroy your life in a snap and will drag you like a ragdoll.

Person 1: "What do you mean? He's so nice."
Person 2: "Who, Josh? He'll eat you out if you fuck with him."

by qwui yer November 9, 2018