Jonah

A nigg with no motion. He’s got all the pieces to the puzzle, but just can’t put it together.

Lmao that’s Jonah, Mr no motion

by User556 January 2, 2024

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.

Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.

by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019

Jonah

The best person in the world, very funny, loves to talk and normally has red hair and feckles

Me: Who is that

Joe: I dont know but he talks a lot
Me: Oh he is a Jonah

by thebestbunner May 19, 2022

Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024

Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔

I did a Jonah Bryan on dat hoe

by Vietol May 15, 2025

Jonah

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama

Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama

by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021