Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Your mom

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

your mom

a commonly used "come back".

thomas:how do you like my new coat? i think it fits me soo good!
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.

by kimia delonge. December 22, 2004

Your mom

Just to add to my previous your mom definition, I will be adding yet another comeback.

Person 1: "Your MOM went to college!"

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well your OVERLY USED INSULT went to college!"

by Dj Masta Cheez August 30, 2005

Your Mom

What I did last night.

I did your mom.

by The Guy Who Did Your Mom May 1, 2010

Your Mom!

reply for: your mom !

guy 1: Your mom!
guy 2: She's your mom,too!!!!!!!!!

by kuree December 28, 2005

Your Mom

The overused comeback or answer for pretty much anything. Even if its overused, sometimes, when used correctly, it can still be funny.

Dude #1: Look at the cute kittycat!
Dude #2: Your Moms a cute kittycat.

by Concita May 13, 2006