wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Wine sex

Slowly getting drunk but still no joy

She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex

by Whitelines84 October 26, 2018

Brim wine

Wine, up to the brim.

Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.

by Drew Wajer November 30, 2021

Wine woman

A woman a true elegance and prowess. She selects wine because she has the knowledge.

Bob: Is she really a wine woman?
Fred: Yeah, she’s a sigma female

by Jizatron June 16, 2023

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

by bwg1940 March 25, 2021

Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021