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Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.
Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020
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Overstaying your Welcome

Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.
by Wingletoneastsdingleton December 13, 2023
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Welcome to country

Wheres bill?

I think his in the bathroom doing a welcome to country.
by Baggers December 30, 2022
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Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...
by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019
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Welcome to country

The term used for a sentence which has the words 'sorry' and 'thankyou' within its structure.
Sorry about the welcome to country, but thankyou nonetheless.
by Disabled puppy September 13, 2025
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welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony
by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
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