You know Tristan Wigley? Lucky bitch
by Ellelegend69 October 09, 2020
He thinks it’s really funny to type the eggplant emoji and the donut emoji. Has a natural set of female repellent.
by Dghfdgjhfdd November 14, 2022
Girl #1: Hey what's that flying over Chick-fil-A?
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!
by koolkatkid June 24, 2014
Rarely seen when seen its mostly alone looking at memes or Rare pepes. It hunts alone mostly after fresh doritos and mtn dw as now it seems it's sexually orientation is toasters.
Person1: I caught a Tristan Tjørnelund yesterday!
Person2: Nice! How did you do it?
Person1: I shot it with an arrow in the knee!
Person2: Nice! How did you do it?
Person1: I shot it with an arrow in the knee!
by Emo Scumbag January 22, 2018
by BigSmartMan July 03, 2020
by Paul Ponskin October 17, 2021
A person that is a complete asshole. And major anger issues he/she can control. He/she will start a fight and be very hateful, even if you are their friend. He/she is kinda dumb as well, so watch out.
by Thiccc0ne April 04, 2019