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meal-ticket multiples

The litter of babies that are the result of unregulated fertility treatments. Often used as a "meal-ticket" for the parents by way of television shows, books, speaking engagements, etc.
Jon & Kate plus Eight, many others too numerous to mention. Hey Honey, let's have a litter of meal-ticket multiples so we can quit our jobs and become cheezy, reality show celebrities.
by shwilla August 19, 2009
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VIP Ticket to Horny Jail

A ticket you can order from The Click's merch store. It can be used to show where you're headed.
I just got a VIP Ticket to Horny Jail! Time to go!
by Luna Kujo April 12, 2022
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vip ticket to hell

1. The merchandise that the click sells.
2. Doing something so fucking bad that satan himself gives you a literal special ticket to hell.
1. John: Yo dude i just bought a Vip ticket to hell.
James: im taking that as a threat.
2. Peter: you cant believe what i did (after 10 hours worth of things that even need to be censored on urban dictionary).
Satan: look dude im gonna keep it short, your going to hell and im going to give a vip ticket to hell.
by Urbdicdayismay23 July 16, 2023
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That's the ticket

A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence.

This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL.

Bob: Where are you going?

Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.
I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket
by Lincoln's Wet Nurse October 8, 2017
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wolf ticket

An excuse for why you can't go after being invited somewhere.
Yo I invited Jerry to the Concert but he gave me a wolf ticket
by NewBeeDemon August 1, 2009
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wolf ticket

used to designate one's awareness that an untruth has been told
Sarah Palin: "Nancy Pelosi wants 'Death Panels.'"
Keith Olbermani: "I'm calling Wolf Ticket on that!"

Obviously this is much more politically and socially sensitive than saying, "She's a liar!" or "She's full of c***!" or "What BS!"
by imlmo September 13, 2009
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Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.
by Lucinda September 6, 2005
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