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suck jockey

A woman who enjoys performing fellatio on a man. Then riding him for awhile then performing fellatio again. This can go on until the cows come home, so to speak. If it makes everybody happy.
She told me she liked to go to the races, but she didn't have a gambling addiction. She wanted to be my suck jockey, she would lick me, suck me and ride me all night long. Frankly when she said I could be her Trifecta ticket I was a little worried. It wasn't that she might wear silks either. I had to make sure she wasn't into using crops or whips.
by Remersism January 13, 2018
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tap jockey

One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.
"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
by deduck July 20, 2010
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chopper jockey

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"
by Voneville September 7, 2005
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Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.
"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
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llama jockey

Derogatory term to describe a person from Andean South American decent, possibly from the countries of Peru, Bolivia, Colombia or Ecuador.
Despite being a llama jockey, Jesse is very handsome
by Jserram3 November 14, 2014
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underwear jockey

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.
by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010
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