Skip to main content

Chocolate map

The card in a box of assorted chocolates that shows where in the box the different types of chocolate are located.
The chocolate map says this one should be strawberry cream, but it's rum and butter. Gross!
by DianeH1 November 27, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate map mug.

Map doggin

A simple way to make road side sex easy and arrest free. The couple pulls to the side of the road with driver side toward traffic. Man opens driver's door and opens a large atlas or other paper map above driver's door. Then he gets ready without dropping pants. Lady will get into doggy style and back into position. Note: "passenger" should keep their entire body below front seat headrests and do most of the work to avoid detection and voila! Interstate relief.
"Either gas money or map doggin, I don't care how you pay for this ride, plus we just may be lost..."
by Daily Moovment May 6, 2015
mugGet the Map doggin mug.

map pack

Person 1: I fucking hate map packs
by Sackanballs6969 December 11, 2022
mugGet the map pack mug.

MAP

A false sexuality in which people over 18 are attracted to minors, this sexuality is not real and is actually pedophilia and shouldn't exist or be supoorted
Crusty Musty Pedo: I'm a MAP
Person: No ur not crusty musty pedo MAPs aren't valid
by kxromi January 1, 2022
mugGet the MAP mug.

MAP

“ ugh, that girl is acting like such a map.”
by Dancingnate1234 January 29, 2018
mugGet the MAP mug.

MAP

by pdtlr December 12, 2023
mugGet the MAP mug.

MAP

A person who is attracted to people that are legally minors (under 18). It's an umbrella term that includes four chronophilias, or age-based paraphilias: nepiophilia, pedophilia, hebephilia, and ehebophilia.

Normal people with an uncontrollable sexuality like everyone else, that deserve to be accepted and loved by society. By definition, are a part of the Q in LGBTQIA+, but some MAPs consider their attraction separate from the community. Most are pretty based.
Person 1: You're attracted to minors?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm a MAP!

Person 1: Oh, cool! :D
by milui_puppy August 17, 2023
mugGet the MAP mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email